10 things that get on my tits

As you may be aware (particulary if you have been in a car with me for any length of time) I am quite an angry person.

Stuff gets on my tits. Chebs. Thrupenny’s. Wabs.

So, I made a list of them

1. Women with Prams in busy shops – yes they have a right to be there – but keep your pram away from my ankles or I may just have to drop kick your baby.

2. Girls who can get their hair into a top knot and not look like Mrs Pepper Pot

3. Dust. What is the point of dust. It just makes everything look scruffy.

4. Men who age better than women. See Hugh Laurie 

5. iPhone auto correct. Everytime I try to put a ‘xx’ at the end of a message, the stupid thing autocorrects to ‘Cx’ would be ok if my name began with a ‘C’.

6. Rain. It makes my hair fuzzy, wets the bottom of my trousers and my leaky shoes let the puddles in.

7.  These shoes. Look like frankenstein clod-hoppers. Also these shoes. Do you want to look like you have one leg shorter than the other?

8. Plucking my eyebrows. If I pluck you once – get the hint – you are not welcome here

9. Not having carpets in my house. I used to think it would be so cool to not have carpets – to have shiny laminate wood flooring looked awesome on all the adverts on televisoion. Totally not the case. They are a nightmare to keep clean, slippery, COLD and noisy. Give me a lush deep pile carpet in a dark colour, and i’ll  hoover it every day, I promise!

10. Coming up with ideas to blog about – I know – this one is a total cop-out. Ideas are always welcome.